Fri 27 Jul 2007
- Justin Timberlake is bringing BBQ back - Just Jared
- Suri is hitting the bottle! No last name needed even at one year old - Pop Sugar
- Kelly Rowland is so thirsty she fell out on stage - Dlisted
- Lindsay Lohan is sober and out of rehab - The Superficial
- Michelle Pfeiffer and her sister Dee Dee together in a rare shot - Janet Charlton’s Hollywood
Fri 27 Jul 2007
Andy Dick deserves and ass kicking in general, but making fun of Phil Hartman? He should be dead.
Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/jon_lovitz_beats_up_andy_dick.php
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Fri 27 Jul 2007
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Fri 27 Jul 2007
take six hours to open why don’t you?!
i am not in the mood to wait for your dumb ass, blogger. so knock it off. grrr. i’m in a not so patient mood today. and my soda keeps trying to soak me. i think burger king gave me a dribble glass. and a dribble sandwich. i just got mayonaise on my shirt. stupid mayonaise.
i totally don’t understand how jessica simpson can put up with her assistant, when cacee (isn’t that her name? i don’t like her already, learn how to spell your name! now!) is exactly the same as jessica, and like… makes an effort to be a jessica clone. i couldn’t do it. i want to stab people when they act like me. i don’t like me, i’m mean, i’m demanding, i’m cynical, and i don’t like taking shit from people. so… if someone is like “oh, i really like megan…” and then starts imitating me, i’m immediately like “what the hell’s your problem?!” people always find it weird when i’m like “stop acting like me, it’s annoying.” or “i don’t like them, they act too much like me” … they’re always like “what, so it’s not attractive when they do it, but it is when YOU do it?” and the only way i can answer that is, “you’re the one that’s friends with me…” I’M not friends with me, and i totally wouldn’t be friends with me. i’m spoiled and self centered and shallow and not very nice to people i don’t like… but, hey, you went and became friends with me so leave me alone. see… THAT should be a reality show… not jessica and cacee annoy poor nick lachey… but… get me an assistant who tries to imitate me and watch me flip out about it. i personally wouldn’t watch it… but hey. (who am i kidding, if it were on vh1, i would TOTALLY watch it.)
this post isn’t very nice. to me at least. i keep insulting myself. doh. i seriously think about that a lot though. and it’s all brought on by watching celebrity best friends on vh1.
i hate ty pennington or whatever his name is… the handyman guy from trading spaces who’s the sears guy now? oh he’s so annoying. just a little too excitable.
i have another complaint about burger king… my fries aren’t done all the way, and they’re gross. boooo. and the last bite of my sandwich tasted weird… bleaaagh.
there’s the scariest picture of gwyneth paltrow on
thesuperficial (sidenote, i love that the tagline for superficial is “beause you’re ugly”). seriously gwyneth… eat soemething. you look scary. really. they just showed a really hot picture of her on teevee and i was like “i don’t know if that can be the same person…”
i obviously don’t have anything to talk about. so i’m gonna go.
Tue 24 Jul 2007
Lindsay Lohan showing off her necklace and bra, Looks good!
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Lindsay Lohan shows off her bra
Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Katsuya showing off her pistol necklace and bra. And when I say showing off I mean showing off. She has no idea how to be subtle. Most people don’t have to prove they’re wearing a bra, and if they do, they usually don’t do it by just leaving their shirt completely unbuttoned…
Sun 22 Jul 2007
Sun 22 Jul 2007
Inspired by codebymatt.com I have selected the funniest RSS feeds. So in case you´re looking for something to spice up your day:
- Explosm.net (Comics).
- Overheard in the Office (Office humor).
- The Onion Daily (Sarcastic).
- I-Am-Bored.com (No comment).
- TheSuperficial.com (Gossip headlines).
- MilkandCookies.com (bizarre videos and links).
- Dilbert feed (Must read Comic).
POSTED IN: In the media
Sun 22 Jul 2007
Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving her New York hotel without a bra on and forgetting to button her shirt. And by forget I mean the opposite of forget. She’s completely run out of ideas to stay in the public eye. She’s already showed off every part of her body so now she’s resorting to wearing ridiculous clothing. Pretty soon it’ll be like, “God, guys, can you stop taking my picture? You act like you’ve never seen a person wear a shirt made out of live cats before.”One more of Lindsay trying to show off her boobs after the jump.
Source : thesuperficial.com
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Sat 21 Jul 2007
June 27th, 2007
TMZ got their hands on an amazingly realistic self portrait Paris Hilton drew of herself while at the Lynwood jail. The picture shows her standing at a pay phone inside the jail and she’s even got Larry King Live on in the background. Some people call the Mona Lisa a masterpiece, but that’s only because they’ve never seen this. And look, she even signed it. As if somebody else would actually want to take credit for this. I’d rather take credit for a double homicide than have people think I drew this.
Sat 21 Jul 2007
Pamela Anderson had a photoshoot at Cannes which, of course, featured her in a bikini. I’m not even sure it’s technically possible to take a photo of her fully clothed. I tried once at church, but when I uploaded the pictures to my computer she was completely naked and taking a bath. And it wasn’t even Pamela Anderson anymore. It was my hot neighbor who likes to take baths with her window open. Weird, huh?
